But I Digress…, Epsiode 6: My Upcoming Projects for 2013

“But I Digress…”
Hosted by Nathan Marchand

I was a little late posting this, but it was Christmastime, so I was a little busier than usual. Regardless, in this video I talk about my four biggest writing projects for 2013, including a sequel to my first novel and a fantasy/comedy novel I’ve sent to a publisher. I also make a BIG announcement about an equally big ongoing project that will be starting soon. CHECK IT OUT!

A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy Year!

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Episode 5 of “But I Digress…” Corrupted, but Will be Re-posted

It has come to my attention that episode 5 of my vlog, “But I Digress…” starts skipping around the seven-minute mark and quits working (ironically when I tell people to stop watching and go read the Lord of the Rings books). The file seems to have been corrupted while being encoded to YouTube because I can watch the video on Windows Media Player without any problems (unlike the issues I had with episode 4). I will remove and re-post the video within the next week, although probably not until after Christmas. Sorry, True Believers. Please be patient Take this time to watch my other videos you haven’t seen or read my short stories and poems you haven’t read.

The Discarded Gift

AUTHOR’S NOTES: Here’s the Christmas short story I promised. As I said earlier this week, it’s set in the small Midwestern town of Vienna, a place created by my friend and fellow writer, Nick Hayden. (Nick has ideas for his half of the story exchange percolating as I write, but I don’t know when he’ll have it done).

Just like Nick’s other Vienna, USA stories, this one is based loosely on an actual event. When Nick’s mother was in high school, a boy asked her out by climbing their hometown’s water tower and spray-painting her name on it. Besides that, many of the other details are cobbled together from my own experiences living near many small towns in Indiana (the comic shop and pizzeria are amalgams of several such places I’ve frequented). Speaking of the comic shop, I created that place (and the most of the characters seen or mentioned there) the first time I wrote a Vienna story back when Nick created this town as the setting for a serial called Cobblestones. Maybe I’ll post that story sometime. Ironically, it was called “The Gift.”

Anyway, take a break from your busy holiday schedule and enjoy this story. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(FYI: If you’re reading this on the main page, click the title above so you’ll see the pagination).

 

The Discarded Gift
By Nathan Marchand

            The Mayans predicted the world would end today, and now Calvin Clark was wishing they were right.

            The cold night air bit his cheeks as he stepped out of the door, the fresh snow crunching under his dress shoes. It had been a long, tiring day at the offices of the ironically named Crook and Straus Law Office. It seemed all the Scrooges in Vienna—maybe even the whole county—wanted to file or settle all their lawsuits the last week before Christmas.

            I’m so sick of working here, thought Calvin as he buttoned up his navy blue wool trench coat over his suit. All I do is stare at papers documenting people’s petty squabbles. And if I hear one more “Clark the clerk” joke, they’ll be prosecuting a murder case! He pulled an equally-blue sock cap over his earthy hair, thinking, I didn’t go to college for this.

            Since he forgot his gloves, Calvin stuffed his hands into his pockets, and his freezing fingers rediscovered the pockets’ contents. He sighed, slumping his shoulders. Out of his right pocket he produced crinkled piece of yellow paper, which he unfolded. Written at the top in his legible but messy handwriting was, “Maria’s Christmas List.” He had drawn his little sister’s name in the family gift exchange, and she would be coming home on break from college in Florida.

            I’ve been so busy, I forgot to get her anything. I better do it now before she arrives tomorrow.

            Calvin pocketed the list again and started walking down the sidewalk. Downtown Vienna was only a few blocks away. His sister loved the quaint shops and avoided the Wal-Mart as much as she could, so he knew that would be the best place to buy gifts for her. While it was already six o’clock, most of the stores would be staying open a little later for last-minute shoppers like him.

            I’ll get the gifts and come back here for my car.

            The crowds thickened, the Christmas music amplified, and traffic congested the closer Calvin got to downtown. It was the annual Christmas on Main Street Celebration. He heard music by Trans-Siberian Orchestra, which was undoubtedly blaring from Mozart’s Music. The smells of freshly baked cookies and bread wafted through the icy air. The laughter of people young and old blended into a joyous noise. A rainbow of flashing colors from the thousands of lights splashed across the snow, making the cold powder sparkle, as he neared Main Street.

            It was then Calvin’s gait slowed. His feet felt heavier with each step. Finally, he stopped as he came to the corner of Main and Schett Streets. He hung his head. For a moment, he just stood there, breathing in cold air and breathing out mists that seemed to envelope him like a dark cloud.

            He wanted to shut out everything around him.

            I thought I could do this, but…

            He clenched white-knuckle fists in his pockets and gritted his teeth behind closed lips.

            Just go!

            He straightened, took a deep breath, and rounded the corner.

            Main Street was a Christmas card brought to life. Snow was piled along the edges of the cobblestone street and the sidewalks. Lights flashed. The night was illuminated. Wreaths hung on every door and every street lamp. Children, clad in their thick coats and earmuffs, dragged their parents into Candy’s Candies and Toyland, among other shops. Young couples nuzzled and cuddled on every bench. This last image pricked Calvin’s heart.

            If that was all there was, Calvin could have handled it. But he barely walked half-a-block before he heard the sound of the clip-clop of horseshoes against the cobblestones behind him. He stopped in front of Josie’s Just Desserts, bracing himself. He had hoped farmer Griffith was not bringing his horses in for the holiday carriage rides that night. That was obviously what the young couples on the benches were waiting for. The clatter came up beside him on the right. Then it stopped.

            He glanced over.

            There she was.

Digression 1: Today, We are Cancelling the Apocalypse!

The Mayans’ doomsday came…and nothing happened?! Big surprise, right? Here’s what I had to say about it.

This is the first of a series of “mini-videos” that I’ll be posting periodically as supplements to my main vlog, “But I Digress….” They may be follow-ups to the vlogs or completely unrelated. (Hence why they’re called “Digressions.”)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

A Writerly Christmas Exchange

You’ve heard me name drop my friend and fellow writer Nick Hayden several times. (If you haven’t checked out his his website or stories do it right now!) Recently, I suggested an interesting project to him: I said we should “exchange” worlds each other had created and write a short story set in it. In other words, I write a story in one of his universes and he writes a story in one of mine.

I suggested this because I’ve been wanting to write a Christmas story with it being the holiday season and all. I wanted to write one that was good and not just Hallmark movie sappy. I conceived an idea and decided to set it in a fictional small town Nick had created. Hopefully, it’ll be done by Christmas. It’ll be posted both here and on Nick site.

What does Nick plan to write in one of my universes? I’ve no clue. Stay tuned.

But I Digress…, Episode 5: My Review of ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’

“But I Digress…”
Hosted by Nathan Marchand

I receive a mysterious letter from a fan named “G. Mithrandir” requesting that I review the new “Hobbit” movie. Get ready for my first ever video review for a film!

What are your thoughts about the film? Leave me some comments and let me know. I’d love to discuss it with you.

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